OT: In the Spirit of Creating a Sillier Thread

[jbdphi]

When I saw the headline on CNN, I just closed my eyes and said "Please let it not be my fraternity..."

http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/25/us/tennessee-fraternity-suspended/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

 

[Dann]

Weak sauce. I once poured a keystone down a tube i stuck inside my. Never mind.

 

[sportsart]

Over 1800 college kids die due to alcohol related activities each year? Holy . That's a lot of devasted parents.

 

[mattp]

Over 1800 college kids die due to alcohol related activities each year? Holy . That's a lot of devasted parents.

It really makes me want to save the 100-250k and teach my kids to be circus performers

 

[pepband99]

Pike. Nice. Not my frat, either

 

[thatguyed]

Was somebody playing a banjo in the background?

 

[huskypantz]

Hey-soos, I just read the article. I thought it was going to be about frat hazing and alcohol. No, this article was about TAKING ALCOHOL UP YOUR @SS!!!!!!!!

'Spokeswoman Karen Simsen said that hazing does not appear to have been involved. "It's just an incident involving alcohol," she said.'

Right on, Karen. What discriminating young coed DIDN'T take an alcohol enema or two during their college days? Shoot, in my days we did buffalo wings enemas, domino's pizza enemas, even a calzonEnema or two (also called a FecalZone in honor of DP dough). These guys are going to be great to tailgate with in 2015.

 

[StoweD210]

This is one of those stories where you have to wonder how someone decides that was a good idea in the first place. And, after he tells other people his "great idea," none of them say it's crazy and stupid (at a minimum) and should never be mentioned again.

Seriously, who listens to that proposal and says "Ya know, Jon may be onto something here." I'd hate to hear the hazing plans they rejected.

 

[Adios]

This is more disgusting than the loss to WMU.