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Best Boneyard Beef (would need to nominate two members) - I'll go sportsart/whaler

Most informative poster - Bizlaw

Least informative poster - Pal
Most hopelessly optimistic poster - Mr. 13-0 Dan97

Most critical poster - freescooter

Most likely to end up in a fist fight with Bob Diaco - the hair guy

Best new poster (joined in last 12 months) - Phil's girlfriend

Best veteran poster (4+ years on the yard) - JMoney

Most conservative poster -

Most liberal poster - Subba

The Chief00 Annual Courage Award - Jimmy Serrano for putting up with stupidity

Best on the recruiting trail (a gimmie for medic) - I guess medic?

Most likely to initiate coup d'etat to bring back Pasqualoni - weyou
The Arkeel Newsome Shifty Award (poster most likely to flip flop on opinions right before your eyes!) - Pal

The Luke Carrezola Hard Hitter Award (most likely to get in an argument on the BY) - whaler

The Bob Diaco Peace, Love and Football Award (most likely to diffuse an argument) - CTMike. He might be the nicest guy on the BY. If he hates you and calls you out, it's mostly likely you're a doosh.
 

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Most informative poster is Huskymedic.

Nelson is brutal on some subjects but can really break down a game, especially basketball.

Nos is easily the most optimistic poster. Malloy/UConn07 is close.

Palatine would be the most critical poster. He's still talking about 2011... Jimmy Serrano and I have both talked Diaco up for a year+ - We can be harsh but we are fair.

I don't think anyone dislikes Diaco enough to even want a fistfight with him - and BD would diffuse the situation anyway.

Best veteran poster is bizlaw. Phil is decent but Drew is a recent add who is prolific.

Easy to ignore the cesspool stuff but is the conservative and Subba is the liberal.

Chief doesn't say much about football but everything he does say is wrong. 11:11 is pure gold.

The guy who stuck with PP was the guy from Florida named Srqhusky or something like that.

Ktuck wins any transfer plotting award. Someone leaves UNLV and he's sizing them up.

I'm probably most likely to argue with people. I'm sure this will start an argument.

Sportsart would be the guy who might diffuse an argument.

I actually meant to switch most critical to Pal and forgot
 

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Best Boneyard Beef (would need to nominate two members) - I'll go sportsart/whaler

Most informative poster - Bizlaw

Least informative poster - Pal
Most hopelessly optimistic poster - Mr. 13-0 Dan97

Most critical poster - freescooter

Most likely to end up in a fist fight with Bob Diaco - the hair guy

Best new poster (joined in last 12 months) - Phil's girlfriend

Best veteran poster (4+ years on the yard) - JMoney

Most conservative poster -

Most liberal poster - Subba

The Chief00 Annual Courage Award - Jimmy Serrano for putting up with stupidity

Best on the recruiting trail (a gimmie for medic) - I guess medic?

Most likely to initiate coup d'etat to bring back Pasqualoni - weyou
The Arkeel Newsome Shifty Award (poster most likely to flip flop on opinions right before your eyes!) - Pal

The Luke Carrezola Hard Hitter Award (most likely to get in an argument on the BY) - whaler

The Bob Diaco Peace, Love and Football Award (most likely to diffuse an argument) - CTMike. He might be the nicest guy on the BY. If he hates you and calls you out, it's mostly likely you're a doosh.

Bizlaw is a good call. Totally forgot about freescooter. He may just give Pal a run for his money. During the season he starts some downright brutal threads
 

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Most likely to initiate coup d'etat to bring back Pasqualoni - weyou <--good one Jimbo. And its btw, rather than doosh....I know, how douchey of me.
 

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Most likely to bring flask in to family section... That's fantastic, thanks @uconnphil2016 . I'm in 219, but sometimes daddy still needs a little "medicine"...

Haha I only voted for you because I see your tweets and know that you have a young kid, so i figured you may be in the family section ;)
 

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Best Boneyard Beef (would need to nominate two members) - I'll go sportsart/whaler

Most informative poster - Bizlaw

Least informative poster - Pal
Most hopelessly optimistic poster - Mr. 13-0 Dan97

Most critical poster - freescooter

Most likely to end up in a fist fight with Bob Diaco - the hair guy

Best new poster (joined in last 12 months) - Phil's girlfriend

Best veteran poster (4+ years on the yard) - JMoney

Most conservative poster -

Most liberal poster - Subba

The Chief00 Annual Courage Award - Jimmy Serrano for putting up with stupidity

Best on the recruiting trail (a gimmie for medic) - I guess medic?

Most likely to initiate coup d'etat to bring back Pasqualoni - weyou
The Arkeel Newsome Shifty Award (poster most likely to flip flop on opinions right before your eyes!) - Pal

The Luke Carrezola Hard Hitter Award (most likely to get in an argument on the BY) - whaler

The Bob Diaco Peace, Love and Football Award (most likely to diffuse an argument) - CTMike. He might be the nicest guy on the BY. If he hates you and calls you out, it's mostly likely you're a doosh.

Oh Jimmy is the only one who has to deal with stupidity.

Good call on the hair guy. I kinda miss him.
 

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Blending from across a couple of the other boards as well, trying to stay football specific though:

Best Boneyard Beef (would need to nominate two members) - Whaler/Sportsart in '14 was pretty entertaining.
Most informative poster - Huskymedic/Dooley
Least informative poster - Palatine
Most hopelessly optimistic poster - Nostical/UConnDan97
Most critical poster - freescooter, TouchdownHusky
Most likely to end up in a fist fight with Bob Diaco - Perfect Hair (maybe Nostical as a dark horse option)
Best new poster (joined in last 12 months) - Phil
Best veteran poster (4+ years on the yard) - BL, CTMike, noeynox, Serrano, Whaler (who would've seen that coming a couple of years ago?)
Most conservative poster (cesspool) -
Most liberal poster (cesspool) - tdrink or Boba, maybe Zorro
The Chief00 Annual Courage Award - Do I even have to say it?
Best on the recruiting trail (a gimmie for medic) - Huskymedic, although props to Dynasty for the good scoops
Most likely to initiate coup d'etat to bring back Pasqualoni - Weyuo, without a doubt
The Arkeel Newsome Shifty Award (poster most likely to flip flop on opinions right before your eyes!) - Palatine
The Luke Carrezola Hard Hitter Award (most likely to get in an argument on the BY) - Serrano/Waylon
The Bob Diaco Peace, Love and Football Award (most likely to diffuse an argument) - August with the dirty hippie vibes ;)
 

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Award for crimes against capital letters: Pudge.

Tik-Tok award winner: J$

Johnny Tailgater Winner: CoachCap

Air Raid Whistle Recipient: TouchdownHusky

Anti-Apologista of the Century: ZooCoug

AAC Man of the Year: Drew

The Willimantic YMCA Memorial Award for the Man of 1913: Butchy

Hindsight is 20/20 Trophy presented by JJ Abrams: Pal

The Boneyard Live Strong Bracelet: UConnBill

Rando Basketball Guy Of The Year: Dove

The Deflated Ball: upstater

Train Hobo Cup: connhuskbask

The Longreads.com Electron Waster Trophy: Spackler

Kill The Program Poster of the Year sponsored by GDL: Nelson

Ivory Tower Statue: Nan

The Eleven/Eleven broken alarm clock: Chief
 

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I'll try to come up with more award categories as I think about them, but here are a few additions:

Screen Actors' Guild Best Director: Santini

The Samuel L. Jackson I Don't Care About Your Feelings Award: Fishy

Highest Word To Post Ratio: Carl Spackler

Most Confusing Word To Post Ratio: HuskyfanDan (even after being banned for multiple years, it's a tough record to break)

The Dan Marino Never Hand the Ball Off Award: Touchdown Husky

The Robert Burton UConn Financial Ticket Support Award: JMoney and Dooley as co-winners

The Mel Gibson Conspiracy Theory Award: CL82, CL82's Cat, and Reynolds Wrap Aluminum Foil all share the award

The Bob Diaco Peace, Love and Football Award (most likely to diffuse an argument) - CTMike. He might be the nicest guy on the BY. If he hates you and calls you out, it's mostly likely you're a doosh. [Serrano nailed it, so why change it?]

The Search for Bobby Fischer Award for Evaluating Every Transfer Possibility: KTuck

The Longest Pasqualoni Avatar Representation Award: Minidarren

I can't wait to see what awards the fourth day of the convention brings us... ;)
 

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I'm tempted to start calling out the posters I hate so I can shed the Nice Guy label. :)

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We sticking to FB board for these awards or all boards?? I never go to that dreaded Cesspool place and rarely post on the bball board because they scare me! :)
 

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How about:

Best Reoccuring Posts:
Nominees: Bizlaw for The View from 241 and Athlete64 for Tales from the Carwash

Best Reoccurring Theme:
Nominees: in 20 minutes; Star Trek response to Pal; and Fishy's throw punch threat
 
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Most Incomprehensible Poster. -- Didn't we have a guy on here who spoke his own language, using made up words and stuff. Anyone remember him?

Most Straw Men Created Poster -- Tough choice.
 
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The weekly Bizlaw recaps are something to look forward to every postgame...
 
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