Game Day Haikus

[KeepWinning]

Pastner liked Calhoun
Let's make him hate the Huskies
Shut down the Tigers

 

[DALTX]

In FedEx Forum
The Huskies run faster than
Delivery men

 

[RichZ]

CT has Pizza
Memphis has great dry rub ribs
Pizza always wins

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

ESPN2
I can watch this one from home
If I stay awake

 

[OkaForPrez]

Tonight is the night
We put the world on notice
UConn's comin' on.

 

[bmayuc]

Shme Smemshis Smigers
Shmoach Shmosh Shmastner Shmucks Shmoaching
Shmictory Shmuskies

 

[David 76]

Turn to the Boneyard
What is on tap here tonight?
Tigers and beers. Just right!

 

[Dove]

Lights go out in Storrs.
Marc Cohn sings the blues tonight.
Running in Memphis!

 

[David 76]

Turn to the Boneyard
What is on tap here tonight?
Tigers and beers. Right!