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My normal WF guy was chatting me up over the weekend. He says he's hearing the Big 12 rumors, but his sources say we will have Bigger news soon. I am not sure what that meant, but he says your Huskies will be smiling Big from coast to coast, ear to ear. He then said, later pal, until next time.. Next time I see ya, I bet you have news for me.. Range Rover out...
 
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My normal WF guy was chatting me up over the weekend. He says he's hearing the Big 12 rumors, but his sources say we will have Bigger news soon. I am not sure what that meant, but he says your Huskies will be smiling Big from coast to coast, ear to ear. He then said, later pal, until next time.. Next time I see ya, I bet you have news for me.. Range Rover out...

Never would have guessed it! We're headed to the PAC!
Rose Bowl here we come!!!
 
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auggie22 said:
I forgot how this story goes. So this guy works at the car wash?

No, apparently he's someone that frequents the same car wash as the original poster and they've gotten to talking a few times as they are generally there the same time each week. Apparently the guy is real tight with some big time boosters at Wake.
 
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At the car wash, woooh
Talking about the car wash, yeah
Come on y'all and sing it for me
Car wash, woh, car wash yeah
 
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It's posts like this that give me a sense of false hope and obsessive checking of this site every 5 minutes. To quote the movie Billy Madison, 'May god have mercy on your soul'

My normal WF guy was chatting me up over the weekend. He says he's hearing the Big 12 rumors, but his sources say we will have Bigger news soon. I am not sure what that meant, but he says your Huskies will be smiling Big from coast to coast, ear to ear. He then said, later pal, until next time.. Next time I see ya, I bet you have news for me.. Range Rover out...
 

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"By the next time I see you..."

Ummmmmm...why haven't we gone to this car wash on continuous loop??? Just one endless circle until we get the necessary info out of him.
 

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I forgot how this story goes. So this guy works at the car wash?


There's a guy who works at a car wash. One of the patrons at the car wash is a "in the know" WF person. Our UConn guy knows the guy who knows the guy and sometimes the guy who's in the know lets the other guy in on a few realignment nuggets. That guy sometimes passes those nuggets on to our guy.

It's very simple.
 
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This is great. I was getting worried that our CR discussions were getting a little too grounded in pending action and on-the-record interviews with respected journalists/sources.
 

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No, apparently he's someone that frequents the same car wash as the original poster and they've gotten to talking a few times as they are generally there the same time each week. Apparently the guy is real tight with some big time boosters at Wake.

Really? I though he was the wheel detail guy and he overheard the original information while detailing.
 

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Really? I though he was the wheel detail guy and he overheard the original information while detailing.

Classic game of Telephone. At the beginning of the game, this guy just scrubs tires. By the end of the game, he is President and CEO of Sparkle Car Wash Enterprises and sits on the Board of Trustees at Wake Forrest.
 

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This whole car wash thing is hilarious to me. Can you imagine if we end up being tipped off to a certain P5 invitation from a dude at the car wash? Maybe I'm just getting a little delirious at this point but I can even envision someone (Pal?) writing a cult, short story about the whole sordid affair . . . "Twisted Tails: Jonathan the Husky's Improbable Tale of Survival".
 
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