Breaking: NCAA investigating UConn WBB for animal abuse and identity theft...

[alexrgct]

...because Geno's kids have been kicking ass and taking names!

Thank you ladies and gentlemen- I'll be here most of the weekend...

 

[Vowelguy]

Oy.

 

[sarals24]

Yikes. You're better than this, Alex.

 

[RegisteredUconn]

Yikes. You're better than this, Alex.

I sure hope he's not.

 

[triaddukefan]

 

[cockhrnleghrn]

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Thufferin' thuckatath.

 

[CL82]

Well the crack team of investigators have had some time on their hands since cracking the Mo'ne Davis case.

 

[alexrgct]

Any update to this harrowing investigation? The 2015 NCAA tourney and ensuing 2015-16 season featured nothing but the beating of asses and taking of names. Someone has to pay, and I'm thinking that, as a result of all of this, Breanna Stewart may just be deemed ineligible to play in 2016-17.

 

[Vowelguy]

Fast forward to 2:22

 

[Jim]

...because Geno's kids have been kicking ass and taking names!

Thank you ladies and gentlemen- I'll be here most of the weekend...

A little bit of advice -- Don't give up your day job.

 

[alexrgct]

A little bit of advice -- Don't give up your day job.

In exchange for my dream of an evening job? Thanks for the sound advice; I'm sure I'd be missing out on career counseling gold without it.

 

[CL82]

...because Geno's kids have been kicking ass and taking names!

Thank you ladies and gentlemen- I'll be here most of the weekend...

 

[Uhuru]

...because Geno's kids have been kicking ass and taking names!

Thank you ladies and gentlemen- I'll be here most of the weekend...

And don't forget to tip your waitresses. It's funny when they fall over.