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UConn is like 'Jaws'. "Gonna need a bigger drawer". T-shirts piling up.

Plan is quite simple. Do what shopping malls have done. Fully shut down Sears.

Hoosiers, Northwestern Now we get the Illini. This is no BIG deal.

Like Gob's Aztec Tomb, San Diego State Aztecs are an illusion!

Northwestern up next. They’re from the Windy City. Let’s blow them away.

Game day in Brooklyn! Does Stetson have any chance? Fuh-ged-da-bou-dit!

Can Marquette win it? A team from the dairy land. Nah. Much too cheesy.

Rematch with St. John's. UConn should exploit St. John's lateral quickness.

When Clingan blocks Floyd, Corey will look at Klong’s hand. Could have had same ring.

Tyler's sore oblique. Which makes Marquette's chances bleak. This haiku is weak.

Let’s not forget another member of last year’s championship team! Yarin Hasson - Southern Indiana Pts: 0.3 RB: 0.7 AST: 0.3

Va means “go” in French. So Nova can mean “No go”. Not my best subject.

Went to Omaha Couldn't find a souvenir. Come back with a win.

Valentine's Day game. True love is 1 in our hearts. And 1 in the polls.

Who's the best Butler? Rhett, Benson, Lynn Belvedere? I select Caron!

No pressure today. After playing Slick Rick’s teams, Outcomes are stricken.

Do you remember an old show that was set there? Yeah, neither do I

After Nova game, Hurley once said “It’s coming”. Well, it has arrived.

Nice to see JC listed https://www.foxsports.com/stories/college-basketball/ap-top-25-the-greatest-college-basketball-coaches-of-the-last-75-years

Oops, should say free-fell. Thanks goes to my 8 year old. She caught the mistake.

Twitter’s worth free-falled. How did Musk cause it to fail? Changed the name to X.

DePaul is awful. If they were to be graded, They’d be called F Paul.

Last game was awful. But now out of the system. Johnnies are done for.

Last game of the year. So made a resolution. No worries ‘til March!

While Huskies are there, maybe stop by Amazon. I'm missing a box.

Arkansas Pine Bluff Exactly five syllables. What else can I say?

Wilt famously said, He had ten thousand lovers. Now KU is f—cked!

Nothing can stop us! We will overwhelm Texas. Should have built the wall.

Bobby Knight has passed. Could be in heaven or hell. He’ll still throw a chair.

This blog is too funny to be produced by Lorne Michaels

Did we forget about another high profile 2024 kid?? He’s also local, from what I’m told.

I think the reason we have a shot is the Boozer twins I figure they are going to follow their Dad to Duke. And I can’t believe (and hope) that Flagg would join them there.

Anytime that "literally" is used incorrectly. Such as "Player A is literally on fire", or "Player A is literally unconscious"! Normally I don't like the grammar police, but this drives me up a wall (figuratively).

Shabazz showed how great he would be way back at the 2010 Maui Invitational. Conversely, I was kind of disappointed in Drummond’s season. Given the hype, I thought he would be more dominant.

Didn't Josh Boone start as a freshman?